Sunday, March 05, 2006

"OMG!! Not another Sex Scandal?!?" :- Explained..

This post is a result of one person having too much free time on a saturday evening, and ofcourse, when you have something like Intervideo WinDVD Creator installed on your laptop and a stupid barney clip, i guess the rest is history? Anyway, the reason why i put the clip up for download was to see, what kind of traffic would be generated with such a scandalous post and better yet, a value add clip for your view pleasure? Obviously, those who have viewed it would know by now it was nothing more than a sham and from some of the comments i've viewed, it was nothing more than a cheap trick to earn brownie points. Sorry folks, you got the latter wrong. In fact, all i really wanted to do was to find out this :-



Click image to view the stats clearer..


I'm pretty sure i'm not the first daft prick to use sexual explicit (fake, i should add) material to lure audience to a website, nor will i be the last. But what i see here is just unbelievable! I mean, minutes into pinging my first entry, there were already 65 downloads worldwide!

Will you just take a look at this. First screenshot:: Download link to hear DJ Nicholar Matar doing an Eric Kupper Remix..

Yup, 6 lousy downloads since posting one month ago.

173 downloads in less than a day! Every loves that huggable purple dino.

In conclusion, i've learnt that blogging about anything other than sex or something controversial enough to raise eyebrows is a fvcking waste of time. NO body gives a flying dutchmen's ass what you have to say about what you had for lunch, dinner or breakfast unless maybe a couple of handful of friends. or your pet dog. or perhaps, your spouse.

I would also like to sincerely apologize to all the statistics who gotten out the kleenex and hand cream only to find barney and his friends rapping to 2pac. I'm sure you'll find other means. No hard feelings k?

Oh and before i walk out into the sunset, leaving behind my 30 seconds of fame (seriously, i'll probably never get traffic to my site like this ever again! hehe) , i'd just like to add that many of you out there really don't have a freaking sense of humour! GEEZ! come on man, it's not like you spent 3 days downloading the clip only to see it was a dud right? lighten up man.... if it did really offend you in anyway.........

5 Comments:

Anonymous Jibone said...

Funny,.. after reading this post made me download the video.

I guess sex sells?

8:16 PM  
Blogger Boss Stewie said...

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

awww... hahahaha okok.. you can have my SPYMY VOTE for your effort

9:03 PM  
Blogger TechTalks said...

You got that right jibone! ;) its the one thing that can put you in the spotlight faster than you can say "barney loves to party hardy with a bunch of lardy". Shit, what a crappy tongue twister ;)

thanks a bunch stewie! at least some of us have a funny bone =D

11:25 PM  
Blogger Boss Stewie said...

:P

eh tech.. uhh dunno if u know this but u're not optimizing your adsense ads... take away the borders of ur ads (look at those on my blog for example) and u might see an increase in clicks

also don't put them at the top.. put them after each post

1:27 AM  
Blogger TechTalks said...

Hi stewie,

Thanks for the heads up man ;)
I know my ads are crap.. hehehe gotta do some work on it. Cheers!

6:13 PM  

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